- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people