What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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rape that shit

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Worst joke ever

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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This is a joke setup.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Obama

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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