- Anti Joke

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.