What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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