eloise dey.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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poopoo

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Anti Joke

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