- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Deadly cancer.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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