Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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I enjoy anal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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