- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Ham sandwich

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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