- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.