What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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