If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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