Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Davey Peterson.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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