What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Hello

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Woman rights.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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