Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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You're Adopted.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Women's rights.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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