Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

im black

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

fruit salad?

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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