A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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meme

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Give me thumbs up!

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Strawberries!

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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