- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Scott Gomez

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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