Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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