Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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