There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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you and your family will die tonight

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heat!

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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whoa there

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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