Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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I'm taken

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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