Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Loner.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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No.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Soccer...

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