Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Deadly cancer.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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