- Anti Joke

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken