They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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25

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Your mums a penis joke.

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hi

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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