Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

YES! EXACTLY!

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Women's rights.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

my friend is gay hes gay

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock knock, Come in...

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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