- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

women's rights.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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