What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Kathy Griffin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Jews

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

what do you watch ? a tv

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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