A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Today is May 18 2016.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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