- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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