A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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She said no

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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whats 2+2? 4

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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