What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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