What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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