- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Mike tyson

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Doorbell salesman.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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