Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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