Zach Barlow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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