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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

women's rights.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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