Kathy Griffin.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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i cant think of one.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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