Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Seth stock has a large penis

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

knock knock. come in.

two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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