- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

I am a n1gger.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What's worse than eating cows. Death