Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Land Rovers

knock knock come in

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

your mom

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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