yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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