have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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