What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Wade

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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