No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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