whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Your Mom.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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