- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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