Badgers are cool

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Potassium? K.

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Your all fags

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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