This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Women.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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