This is not an anti joke.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Keep up the fun Nero!

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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