- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats a dick a dick

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

I killed someone today. :D

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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