- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Womens rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the jew die Really...

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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