Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Women's sports.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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