- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why did the book disappear?

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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