What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Twenty-Four

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Hello

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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