When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Potassium? K.

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Your all fags

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Wade

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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