- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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