Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

thumb_up thumb_down +3

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops