why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

This is not an anti joke.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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