Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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