- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Bake until golden at 375

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

you will now laugh.

Womens rights.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the jew die Really...

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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