- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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