A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Badgers are cool

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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