- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Neither does he.

ecks! why zee?

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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