What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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