- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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