Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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