A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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womens rights

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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