Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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