Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

we all know sammi has a penis

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Obamacare haters

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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