- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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