Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops