- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

I'm a raging homosexual.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

once upon a time there was a boy

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Black History Month

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Ju... Just why?

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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