- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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