A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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