What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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