- Anti Joke

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Knock knock. Come in.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

i can't stand cripple jokes

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?