OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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