Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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ecks! why zee?

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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pickle sniffer

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Mark Wilson

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Anti Joke

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