A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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