what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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You're*

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Women.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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