What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

thumbs up!

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where wally? wallys a myth.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

wood cant chuck wood

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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