What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why does life suck? Because it does

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Life is an elephant, get married.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Dogs in my home.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Women Sports.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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