Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Women's rights.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Knock knock, Come in...

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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