What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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im black

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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