Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Girls

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Wy did the chicken?

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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ass in my face ? no

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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