- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

why do you care?

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

hipsters

Jews

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

xavier stop

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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