- Anti Joke

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Spotto

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering