- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Jews

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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