- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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