- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Which is longer? A rope...

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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