A Jew! Bless you.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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