My pet rock died.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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