How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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