What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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K.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Your Mom.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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