- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

I said I hate niiggers

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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