How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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im black

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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