- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Whats better than 24? 25.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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