A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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canaan and mallory

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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