- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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