Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

That's not what she said.

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

wanna hear a joke? no.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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