Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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