- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Knock, Knock. Come In.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Cancer.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's up brah brah

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Gianni

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

you just contradicted yourself.

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