- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

what do you watch ? a tv

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

i cant think of one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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