how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Obama

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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