What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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