- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Homosexuals are gay.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

pickle juice?

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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