- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

An English man walks into a pub.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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